I'm making a new ticket because I would like to respond, and cannot under the original ticket.
I'm a developer. I am not blocking outgoing urls. I know what I'm doing here. I also know that Akeeba, and AdminTools, once installed, cause the standard Joomla update process to freeze. I have no other problems with the dozen other extensions I use, just yours. Only if they are installed, does the update process not proceed. I know how Joomla's update system works, and I know that I have always had weird problems with the auto update feature around Akeeba Backup specifically, where it would give me an error when trying to update remotely, but it wasn't until recently that it just started freezing and not completing. This is bad enough that if it continues I'm going to look for/use something else because I can't have the standard update feature hanging my system and making it unusable.
I don't know if it's your update server or script or what it does in the background when it's checking for an update (I assumed it just pulled an information file) but it's something specific to that part of the process. Nothing shows up in my logs which is why it's frustrating and why it took me adding and removing extensions before I finally realized what it was.
I have a standard AWS EC2 Ubuntu setup and I assure you I'm not doing anything weird or using unusual PHP features or Apache modules or anything of the kind.
I'm not happy with you just closing my ticket without even giving me a chance to respond. That is not good customer service. I already had to go through the gauntlet of answering the 500 questions just to post the ticket, and it's insulting to me to just blow it off as Joomla's fault. I get that you get a lot of obnoxious tickets from people who don't know what they're doing, but I'm not one of them.
I'm happy to give you a login so you can see what the issue is in your software if it's not reproducible on your end, but frankly if this gets blown off again in the manner you just did I'm not going to bother renewing my subscription when it expires.